Our congratulations go to Plantronics for brightening a chilly Tuesday with a big slab of preposterous show off consumerism. That’s right folks; the dinky gold Bluetooth headset to your right is worth a cool £50k.
Ugly phone alert: the Motorola VC6096 is a great prop if you want to pretend to be a parking enforcement officer. And as the world’s heaviest Windows Mobile device, it’s weighty enough to fend off would-be muggers (not that they’d want to steal this phone).
Those with a delicate constitution might want to look away as we reveal ALCATEL’s first ever ‘completely bespoke’ handset for Woolies – the unbelievably vile lilac and green OTS319.