According to “sources” quoted in The Daily Star as being close to Page 3 Stunna Lucy Pinder, the “Bournemouth babe, 24, is a real-life Xbox fan” who “regularly takes on internet players across the world in her favourite ‘shoot-em-up’ games”. The Daily Star, strangely enough, also have a pic of Lucy (partially reproduced here) in some vaguely military-related scraps of cloth to further seal the connection between gigantic breasts and, well, some game with grunting blokes and loads of blood in. Is this really what Microsoft and/or The Daily Star consider clever marketing of games?