Family phone giveaway: Win an HTC Desire S, HTC Incredible S and HTC Wildfire S!

I want to win 3 smart phones because in the past year my monster of a daughter who is 16months old has dropped 2 down the loo, I wouldn’t be greedy and keep all to myself, i would give the other 2 to my parents for all the kindness and support they have given me over the years

I alone know the handsets real names, the ones you’ve given
them clever anagrams for, and so only I can talk with them as they want to be
talked with. So if you don’t work for HTC, or Electricpig, look away now.

Yes, HTC Desire S is really ‘Rides Chest’, maybe a statement
of the obvious, but true.  And HTC
Incredible S is most definitely ‘Chic Slender Bit’, something I’m partial to J. It is also true that
it ‘bisects children’ if one doesn’t get an Incredible but their brother,
sister or friend does, so should probably give one to each and every child in
the country. As for HTC Wildfire S, definitely ‘Rich Wild Fest’.

Not only do I alone know the handsets real names, I also
tell jokes, which will keep the phones entertained while I decide which one I’ll
keep and which family members the other two will go to.  I could start off with a kids joke, like ‘Q:”What
did the apple skin say to the Apple”? A: “I’ve got you covered”’, before moving
on to something like ‘A polar bear walks into a pub and says “Give me a Gin
and……………… Tonic”. “Why the long pause?” asks the landlord. Bear
answers “I dunno, I’ve always had them”’.

I might also sing songs to the phones while I think. Maybe “Fly
Away On My Zephyr”  by Red Hot Chilli
Peppers, as I always thought the lyrics were “Fly Away On My Cell Phone”, which
struck me as quite odd, but also quite appealing.

Anyway, where was I up to? That’s right. Only I know the
handsets names, and I’ll have entertained them with jokes and songs.  So, I hope you can see that I’m the best
person to look after them while I put them with people who’ll look after them
(me being one, of course).

Which brings me to who I think I would pair them with. I
think my love of chic slender bits would win out in the end and I’d take
Incredible home with me. I also don’t want to really separate the phones too
much (still got thoughts of all that bisecting) so right now, I think I’d pair them
both up with my parents, who could do with ‘smart’ening up. But then maybe the
phones would decide for me.

Back to another joke. An oldie, that these spanking new HTC
phones won’t have heard, but should appreciate…

A couple of guys
are out hunting deer on the hills when one of them drops to the ground. His
friend checks for breathing but can’t make any out, and his eyes have rolled
back in his head. So he whips out his mobile and, fast as he can, calls 999. Shaking,
he tells the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The
operator calmly replies: “Just take it easy Sir. I can help. First, let’s
make sure he’s dead.” There’s a brief silence, followed by the sound of a
gun shot, after which the guy comes back on the line. “OK, now what?”

Send these lovelies
to me and I promise to give them a good home. Thank you .

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because… I’d relish some incredibly wild desire in my life – having subjugated myself to fatherly and husbandly duties for the last 19 years – HTC: How’s That Chaps?

i deserve to win because i am struggling with a mangled up nokia n97mini doesnt work, doesnt charge, isnt android, isn’t childproof (not to mine anyway), turns off halfway through talking, and stuck in a two year contract thats got a few months left, totally fed up and need cheering up (three fold) thanks xx

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because my current HTC phone isn’t a HTC phone. It’s a H. RIP letters T&C

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because, well since a picture tells a thousand words, I’d let my current phone do the talking or not since it seems to be a bit temperamental lately (after the 100th time being dropped), and won’t let me hear what the caller is saying sometimes.  Plus I’m hoping the HTC is bigger than the
Sony Ericsson W300i (yes, you read that right) as the latter is a bit too smallish for my big hands – which is why it’s managed to slip out of my grasp those 100 times.  Why give me 3 HTC?  Spares obviously, just in case my dropping it wasn’t caused by having big hands, but because I’ve got butter fingers.

 I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because, well since a picture
tells a thousand words, I’d let my current phone do the talking or not
since it seems to be a bit temperamental lately (after the 100th time
being dropped), and won’t let me
hear what the caller is saying sometimes.  Plus I’m hoping the HTC is bigger than the

Sony Ericsson W300i (yes, you read that right) as the
latter is a bit too smallish for my big hands – which is why it’s
managed to slip out of my grasp those 100 times.  Why give me 3 HTC? 
Spares obviously, just in case my dropping it wasn’t caused by having
big hands, but because I’ve got butter fingers.

I deserve to win because I’m a wonderfully warm human being and the bank manager wants to suck my blood

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because I’ve only got a very basic Nokia 2760 and my two brothers would love smartphones too. Then there would be no excuse, we’d have to talk to each other. Although I suppose with a smartphone we could email, or facebook message or tweet…hmmm I’ve not thought this through. Anyway, wherever we are, we could then read electricpig or sähkö sika as perhaps it’s called in Finland where one of my brothers is. 

Phwoar!

My Desire has spread like Wildfire,
You’re Incredibly arousing,
Come over here my darling,
Let my fingers do some browsing!

ive had 3 phones in total fall in the toilet , 2 phones that i ran over with my car after they fell out my pocket before getting in, 1 phone fell in the bath,but they were crappy phones anyway. so new stylish phones would be taped to my wrist and kept away from baths, toilets and out of my pockets

Ahem, please cue Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme music….

Now, this is the story all about how

My mobile got
flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to
text a minute

Just sit  right there

I’ll tell you how I
became incensed by my cell nightmare

To a killer mobile contract
I was sworn and caged
On the call centre
line was where I spent most of my days

Ringin out, textin’ faxin’ all cool

And paying for 0800
calls, outright cruel
And the trouble of
devices
Who were up to no
good
Startin making
trouble in my neighborhood
I got another fare
hike and my smartphone got dear
I said ‘I don’t
even get unlimited internet on this freakin high fare!”

I rifled for an app
and when it downloaded there
The software
crashed and on Facebook I could no longer share
If anything I can
say is that this app was not foursquare

But I thought ‘Man forget it’ – ‘No more mobile
repairs!”

I pulled up this
contest about HTC and it was great
Old shabby phones
could be thrown into a crater
I looked up new ringtones
And I was finally clear
I would love to
come home to three mobiles with flair

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because me and my family are quietly brilliant. My dad is incredible, my mom is desire and I’m a wildfire C:

let me say,my desire for a good phone,amazingly i lost my phone i love phones i broke my iphone,i let my babydrop one in water,if i win i will be able to appreciate myphones always.this htc handsets are mine i know butyou haven’t sent them,i deserve to win,because i have ajob that demands my calls daily,i beg you as honest judges let my client win he as donenothing wrong he just neededis phones thank you.

who won ?

Why should i win, win what, mmm, 3 phones, perhaps its for my 3 ears, do i have 3 NO. So why would i wish to win, could be for my 3 kids, but i only have 2 thaat live at home so it wouldnt be for them,. Could be to hide from the wife so i can lead three lives, but one is enough so i wouldnt want 3 wives. 
Why then i should ask you should i win, well i dont no, my son nicks mine and he is only eight, my daughter borrows and looses mine constantly, and the wife, well you no women. 
To get time to write this i have had to lock myself in the bog for a few hours and listen to all the whinging outside, perhaps i should have gone to my own house first, guess i will need to open the door when the police arrive.
So maybe i should win this as i will need to take time off work to explain to the police why i am in someone elses toilet at the time of writing this and therefore cannot afford to kit my kids out with fones.
But really i ineed the fones so i caan talk to my daughter and son, i mean the only time she talks to me is on FB and thats when i am siitting at the other side ot the room, mind you there is a downside to this also. If i was to win then the wife could get hold of me, can i get this go there do that and all this before i go home and cook the supper clean the dogs paint the house and then when all this is done i am forced to taxi kids everwhere, 

So really is this a pleading for these fones or a new family, mmm, well i canna afford the old family so a new one is out of the question, as is a new fone i i dinna win.
But now the banging is getting out of hand so i guess i will hae to stop writing and hope for the best, good luck to all and ooops entry is gained
phones please help 

I deserve to win three top HTC handsets because my parents are slowly being killed by cancer and wish they could die with smartphones

i deserve to win three top HTC handsets because i lost my smart phone two months back and since then i have been using a stupid handset.

i deserve to win three top HTC handsets because my trusty old samsung galaxy europa is too slow and i need to move along now and this would help.

I think I deserve to win 3 htc phones to give to my 3 sick family members as a nice present of appreciation, to thank them for what they have done for me over the years. And to show them that they are amazing and a big part of my life.

I deserve to win top three HTC handsets because, I would be a walking advertisement for them. Every where I go , every one I will meet will compliment me and my phones, thus making them want to go out and purchase one of those phones. Thanks for your time .

I am wining for my father because his brithday is very near i have no money to buy a gift for him

i want to win htc three smartphones ,so that i can show off infront of everyone…that yes i also do have a standard..htc alo enhances your beauty..