If you prefer to spend most of your web browsing time on the wrong side of the watershed, watch out if you see your other half near your laptop brandishing this USB. It is designed to hunt out your seediest downloads, no matter how well hidden they are.

In 2011 Paraben launched the Porn Detection Stick, which used algorithms to root around your computer’s entire file library to detect any images of an adult nature. It’s now been retooled for 2012, giving it an extra layer of snoopery by making the would-be stooge pick up videos.

The apocalypse-proof porn bunker

The stick’ll find videos in MOV, MP4, MPEG1 – MPEG4, ASF and AVI formats, among many others. But it doesn’t stop there. The Porn Detection stick can rub its nose through deleted files and monitor web activity even if the browsing history has been deleted.

In other words: if you’re keen on watching people go at it you’d best make sure you log out of your computer when you’re done, lest your spouse, parents or evangelical housemates uncover your Porn-mad habits. For shame.

  • Brian

    If your housemate, wife or whatever is that paranoid about porn, you’re better off out of there anyway…

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