The Apple Siri servers for the iPhone 4S have gone down, meaning that at the time of writing he/she is refusing to give any answers. The apologetic assistant is unable to do anything at present, including checking appointments, searching the web or making alarms.
A Twitter search reveals that the Siri network is down in swathes of Europe, as well as South Korea. Apple, obviously preparing for the worst, has imbued Siri with several different apologies ranging from “There’s something wrong” to “I can’t take any requests right now.”
This isn’t the first time Apple’s voice assistant has gone down; outages have been reported every now and again over the past few months, with no explanation as to why. There’s no word from Apple as to how long this Siri outage will last or what’s causing the problem, but we’ll keep you posted on Twitter, @electricpig