What would you say to a free Honeycomb Android tablet? Yes? Of course you would, and you can have one: we’ve got a Lenovo IdeaPad Tablet K1 to give away to one lucky reader. All you have to do is tell us your best tablet joke. Read on for the juicy details and Ts and Cs.

There’s little not to like about the Lenovo IdeaPad K1 tablet: it runs Android Honeycomb, specially designed for tablets, packs a sharp 1280×800 resolution 10.1 inch screen, and comes stuffed full of useful apps inlcuding a suite of office programs and even a movie rental store to put your local Blockbuster out of business.

Courtesy of Lenovo, we’ve got one on offer as a competition prize: all you have to do to be in with a shot of snagging it is tell us your best slate related gag. Here’s how it works.

How To Enter:

1. Come up with a great tablet related joke. How many iPads does it take to multi-task properly? When is a Droid not a Droid? Etc etc. The weirdest, funniest and most groan-inducing one as judged by the staff at Electricpig wins.

This bit is important, as your entry will only be valid if you follow the rules. So pay close attention peeps.

2. Write the reason you should win in our comments section below, BUT DON’T POST IT JUST YET…

3. Before you post your reason make sure you sign in using your FACEBOOK login, THEN…

4. Once you’re logged in, tick the little icon in the bottom left that says Share on Facebook – when a little green tick appears on the Facebook icon you know it’s worked. THEN…

5. Hit the POST button and you’re done!

6. Do it again if you like! You’re allowed as many entries per person as you can come up with!

7. We’ll pick the best one in a month’s time (after Wednesday December 7), and notify you through Facebook messages so make sure you can receive messages from strangers, and keep an eye on your inbox.

While you’re in the mood why not visit Electricpig on Facebook and hit the LIKE button.

Competition closing date: 7 December 2011.
All entries that we receive after the closing date are not valid.
Competition Rules
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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    I’ve got my gf an album containing Midsummer Nights Dream, Les Miserables & Oklahoma.

    Well, she did ask for a ‘Play Book’

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=597465034 Anna Ling

    Why did the one eyed man go to the fruit shop?            To buy an Apple eye-pad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=576563178 Duncan Nagle

    Police nearly made a massive faux pas today as they set out to arrest a popular singer on charges of public indecency. It turned out that they were responding to confused reports of a Dell Streak.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=576563178 Duncan Nagle

    Police nearly made a massive faux pas today as they set out to arrest a popular singer on charges of public indecency. It turned out that they were responding to confused reports of a Dell Streak.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lou-Chambers/100001810236913 Lou Chambers

    Why did the Lady keep turning up in A&E with an Android Tablet wedged in her throat?
    Cos she thought she was taking her Thyroid Tablet :O

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001843991277 Frances Heaton

    Two Lenova tablet PCs fell in love and got married on a mountain. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.

  • Maria Knight

    Patient-”Doctor,Doctor-What should i do ive swallowed my Lenovo Ideapad K1″
     
    Doctor-”Well take a tablet and see how you go, but if you start developing applications…….sorry i mean complications then please call back again”
     
     

  • Maria Knight

    The reason i would like to win is to because ive never had an i touch, i dont even have a smartphone bring me up to the times people!!!

    Id also love to make my techie fiance uber jealous!!! That’ll teach him for calling my laptop and mobile prehistoric!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Dentith/604259852 Sean Dentith

    i went to the doctor the other day because i wasnt feeling the best he said take 1 tablet a day……i said how im i suppose to swallow a Lenovo IdeaPad Tablet K1 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Dentith/604259852 Sean Dentith

    whats th difference between an ipad and a post box ????
    remember me never to ask you to post a letter for me

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    HP to exit PC and tablet business…

    It’s probably best they stick to making sauces.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    I went to PC World and asked a sales assistant what he would recommend for surfing internet porn.

    “I think the best thing for your needs would be to buy a tablet.” He replied.

    Cheeky sod. As if I’d need any help getting hard whilst looking at lesbian dwarf wrestling.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    “Intel launches tablet processor”.

    Now we even have a PC term for drug dealer.

  • Kevin Dooley

    Here’s a joke for y’all – Trying to correctly enter an Electricpig competition!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rachel-Bates/100000161756098 Rachel Bates

    Q: Why aren’t there any headache tablets in the jungle?

    A: Cause the parrots eat ‘em all….

    I am now hanging my head in shame, but would really, really like to win this for hubby as he deserves it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rachel-Bates/100000161756098 Rachel Bates

    Q: Why aren’t there any headache tablets in the jungle?

    A: Cause the parrots eat ‘em all….

    I am now hanging my head in shame, but would really, really like to win this for hubby as he deserves it

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    “iPad is thin. iPad is beautiful.” My laptop developed an eating disorder because of that advert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    “iPad is thin. iPad is beautiful.” My laptop developed an eating disorder because of that advert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    What is iPad?

    iPad is thin

    iPad is beautiful

    iPad goes anywhere

    and lasts all day

    iPad is not my wife

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    What is iPad?

    iPad is thin

    iPad is beautiful

    iPad goes anywhere

    and lasts all day

    iPad is not my wife

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Boy in China sells kidney for iPad 2 and a Laptop.

    Shame he couldn’t have a Wii..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Boy in China sells kidney for iPad 2 and a Laptop.

    Shame he couldn’t have a Wii..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Amazon Kindle;

    The poor man’s iPad and the rich man’s book.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    I can’t wait to get an iPad.

    Then I can pretend I’m a midget with an iPhone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    I got called four eyes at school.

    All because I owned a iPhone, iPad, iPod, and iMac.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Daughter- iPod.

    Son- iPhone.

    Mom- iPad.

    Dad- iPay!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Some say that Chuck Norris once bought an iPhone and stretched it with his bare hands.

    And then he called it the iPad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    Haley Joel Osment walks in to his local Genius Bar with His IPad under his arm.

    “How can I help you?” Asks the assistant.

    “Its my IPad, its faulty” says Haley.

    “Oh, what’s wrong with it?” The assistant replies.

    “I …….. See……….. Dead………… Pixels!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001843991277 Frances Heaton

    A guy bought his son an iPAD, his daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife
    an iRON.

    She wasn’t impressed even after he explained it can be
    integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN network.

    This triggered
    the iNAG service, which led to him sleeping in the spare room.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001843991277 Frances Heaton

    A guy bought his son an iPAD, his daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife
    an iRON.

    She wasn’t impressed even after he explained it can be
    integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN network.

    This triggered
    the iNAG service, which led to him sleeping in the spare room.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    (Say This One Out Loud)

    Knock Knock!

    Whos There?

    Im here to go on your IPad, I’m the ‘Done’ App.

    Done App Who?

    Ewwwwwwwwww!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrisfultongower Chris Gower

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?
    iPad
    iPad who?
    iPad a poo on your lawn
    Reason: I feel I am missing out on some of the amazing Android apps which are making tech news.  As a tech addict/geek, not having an Android based device is having detrimental effects on my sanity. Teapot teapot teapot teapot teapot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=775755228 Denise Whiskin

    My other half has a tablet and I really would like one too as they are so useful! Winning one would be great as they are well outside our Christmas present budget.

    Steve Jobs is floating around on his cloud in heaven and in the distance notices Moses floating around. When their eyes meet Moses seems to get very enraged and flies towards him. What do the hell are you doing here Steve says Moses? Steve looks perplexed and starts to ramble off his great achievements for human kind. Moses doesn’t look impressed and interrupts him – did you even read the bible once? Steve: yes and many other religious books. Moses: So why did you sue Samsung for patent violations on their tablet? If you read your bible you should have known tablets are covered under prior art!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    What do you get when you cross a tablet, with an American talk show host?

    Jay Lenovo.

  • http://twitter.com/juneski June Gaynor

    If I had an Ipad 2,  I wouldn’t be able to see.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    I tried to watch my favourite film from the 1980′s on my Ipad, but I had no joy.

    Aparently, you can’t get Flash (Gordon) on an IPad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    I tried to watch my favourite film from the 1980′s on my Ipad, but I had no joy.

    Aparently, you can’t get Flash (Gordon) on an IPad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Jar/1811807958 Andy Jar

    Last week, on my IPad, I was on the Spearmint Rhino’s website for 15 hours. I couldnt close it down.

    They have a ‘No Touch’ policy.

  • Ukireland

    Given that this tablet can work magic and pigs could fly then where can they land safely?

    Let me think…that’s one ‘hell’ of a question…ah, there’s a clever clue.. it’s a hel-i-pad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hennell Paul Hennell

    My tablet themed jokes:

    - – -
    Why did the boy take his tablet to the park?

    Because it said ‘slide to unlock’

    - – -

    Did you hear about the two tablets that got married?

    They had a very touching ceremony.

    - – -

    What’s the difference between a tablet and airport security?

    One’s a touch screen the other screens by touch.

    - – - Why didn’t windows tablet PCS ever take off?

    Because they were style less.- – -

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=36909742 Matthew Grover

    I once had a tablet, it was lent to me by a cat with a distinctive coat
    that featured stripes, dots, lines or swirling patterns. It developed a
    fault where the backlight stopped working but I drilled a hole in the
    back and stuck a lit cigarette in the back and that provided plenty of
    light for it.

    It was my tabby-let, tab-lit, tablet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=36909742 Matthew Grover

    I once had a tablet, it was lent to me by a cat with a distinctive coat
    that featured stripes, dots, lines or swirling patterns. It developed a
    fault where the backlight stopped working but I drilled a hole in the
    back and stuck a lit cigarette in the back and that provided plenty of
    light for it.

    It was my tabby-let, tab-lit, tablet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hennell Paul Hennell

    Just a few more:

    - – -

    Why wasn’t the prisoner allowed an iPad?

    The guards said he was going to jailbreak

     - – -

    I asked my mum for an apple tablet. She got me
    a vitamin C pill.

    - – -

    “The problem with these
    tablet computers is that just one tiny accident makes them completely
    unusable”

    “Oh, did you break the screen”

    “No.”

    “Did you break the charger?”

    “No”

    “Did you break the wifi?”

    “No”

    “Then what did you break?”

    “My finger”

    - – -

  • http://www.facebook.com/hennell Paul Hennell

    And some more

    What’s the Navy’s favourite tablet?
    The aye aye pad

    What’s superman’s favourite tablet?
    The fly pad

    What’s a doctor’s favourite tablet?
    The MRIpad

    What’s James bonds favourite tablet?
    The spy pad

    What’s a bakers favourite tablet?
    The pie pad

    What’s a mathematician favourite tablet?
    The pi Pad (2)

    What’s J. D. Salinger’s favourite tablet?
    The Catcher in the rye pad.

    What’s the best tablet for babies?
    The cryPad

    What’s the teetotaller’s favourite tablet?
    The dryPad

    What’s the most popular tablet in the north?
    The why-aye pad

    What’s the English Gentlemen’s tablet?
    The Stephen Fry pad

    What’s the Pope’s favourite tablet?
    The Blackberry Pray Book

  • http://www.facebook.com/hennell Paul Hennell

    And…


    The dog trainers tablet?
    The Blackberry stay book

    Oscar Wilde’s tablet?
    The Picture of Dorian Gray book

    The best gift for father’s day?
    The idad

    The perfect tablet for the angry?
    The iMad

    The tablet for someone in sorrow?
    The iSad

    Tablet for a 15th centenary Tyrant?
    The iVlad

    Buying for Michael Jackson?
    The imBad

    Present for someone stuck in the 80′s?
    The iRad

    Best tablet for a Luddite
    Lenovo’s ifearpad

    Surprise gift for a fortune teller?
    The iseerpad

    The self assembly tablet?
    The ikea pad

    The dictators tablet pick?
    The North Korea pad

    The Muslim favourite?
    The shiaPad

    And the gift for anyone who read all these ‘jokes’?
    The sighPad.
    (or indeed Lenovo’s OhDearPad – yeah I’ll stop now.)

  • Anonymous

    I just couldn’t get my new IdeaPad Tablet to power up, so I asked the teenager next door to help. After a moment he had it working perfectly and told me I had a ‘one dee ten tee’ problem, and to write that down in case it happened again. I hate that little smart a**e!

  • Anonymous

    I just couldn’t get my new IdeaPad Tablet to power up, so I asked the teenager next door to help. After a moment he had it working perfectly and told me I had a ‘one dee ten tee’ problem, and to write that down in case it happened again. I hate that little smart a**e!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709156797 Esther James

    Fruit manager, Juliette Cavaillier, has admitted her best efforts to
    motivate her department of apples have come up short, and has labelled
    the fruit ‘completely unresponsive’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709156797 Esther James

    Fruit manager, Juliette Cavaillier, has admitted her best efforts to
    motivate her department of apples have come up short, and has labelled
    the fruit ‘completely unresponsive’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709156797 Esther James

    Apple manager, Jane Mcarthy, has admitted her best efforts to
    motivate her department of apples have come up short, and has labelled
    the fruit ‘completely unresponsive’.

Hot chat, right here!


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