What would you say to a free Honeycomb Android tablet? Yes? Of course you would, and you can have one: we’ve got a Lenovo IdeaPad Tablet K1 to give away to one lucky reader. All you have to do is tell us your best tablet joke. Read on for the juicy details and Ts and Cs.

There’s little not to like about the Lenovo IdeaPad K1 tablet: it runs Android Honeycomb, specially designed for tablets, packs a sharp 1280×800 resolution 10.1 inch screen, and comes stuffed full of useful apps inlcuding a suite of office programs and even a movie rental store to put your local Blockbuster out of business.

Courtesy of Lenovo, we’ve got one on offer as a competition prize: all you have to do to be in with a shot of snagging it is tell us your best slate related gag. Here’s how it works.

How To Enter:

1. Come up with a great tablet related joke. How many iPads does it take to multi-task properly? When is a Droid not a Droid? Etc etc. The weirdest, funniest and most groan-inducing one as judged by the staff at Electricpig wins.

This bit is important, as your entry will only be valid if you follow the rules. So pay close attention peeps.

2. Write the reason you should win in our comments section below, BUT DON’T POST IT JUST YET…

3. Before you post your reason make sure you sign in using your FACEBOOK login, THEN…

4. Once you’re logged in, tick the little icon in the bottom left that says Share on Facebook – when a little green tick appears on the Facebook icon you know it’s worked. THEN…

5. Hit the POST button and you’re done!

6. Do it again if you like! You’re allowed as many entries per person as you can come up with!

7. We’ll pick the best one in a month’s time (after Wednesday December 7), and notify you through Facebook messages so make sure you can receive messages from strangers, and keep an eye on your inbox.

While you’re in the mood why not visit Electricpig on Facebook and hit the LIKE button.

Competition closing date: 7 December 2011.
All entries that we receive after the closing date are not valid.
Competition Rules
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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.

  • http://twitter.com/oceancolors Hong Ho

    What did the tablet say to the smartphone? “My dock is bigger than yours”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Make it look like you have an iPad by drawing the internet onto an Etch-a-Sketch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Why is there so much “i” everything?

    iPod, iPad, iPhone etc…

    One day my children might grow up to think that an idea is some form of digital antelope.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    I felt quite smug when the iPad came out. I’d been saying for years that the iPhone would be really big one day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Baby, if you were an iPad, I would tap you all day!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Three iPad engineers and three Samsung Galaxy Tab engineers are about to
    board a train to a computer conference. The Samsung Galaxy Tab
    engineers notice that the iPad engineers bought only one ticket between
    them.

    The Samsung Galaxy Tab engineers ask the iPad engineers how they plan on
    getting to the conference. “Watch and learn,” one of the iPad engineers
    tells them.

    As soon as the train leaves the station, the three iPad engineers rush
    from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor
    comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says “ticket
    please!” The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the
    conductor. The Samsung Galaxy Tab engineers are impressed, and decide
    that’s what they will do on the trip back.

    Then on the return trip, the Samsung Galaxy Tab engineers notice that
    the iPad engineers haven’t bought any tickets. “How do you plan on
    getting home without any tickets?” they ask. “Watch and learn,” one of
    the iPad engineers tells them.

    As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Samsung Galaxy Tab
    engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the iPad
    engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says,
    “ticket please!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    A man walks into a Starbucks with his iPad…
    He suddenly realises he needs to fart.
    He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the music is loud no one will hear’
    So he farts…
    When he looks around, everyone’s staring at him
    Then he realises…
    He was listening to his iPad with headphones.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Q: How many Apple iPad early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    Q: What’s the difference between a Maxipad and an iPad?
    A: One is small, lightweight and slim; and the other is bought by women who send their husbands to the Apple store

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=849390067 Chris Elmer

    q. How do you know that somebody has a iPad?

    a. They tell you. 

  • Tracey Belcher

    What is the difference between a laptop and a tablet?

    Well if you don’t know I hope you never get ill! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/chrriss88 Christine Bray

    My memory is terrible so I ‘Google everything’  if I had a tablet would this be called 
    ‘Thinking out of the box’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ellie-Bee/100000810718065 Ellie Bee

    how do you get a dog to swallow a tablet? smother it in honeycombe and he wont Lenovo any of it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Graeme-Bradbury/100000887534790 Graeme Bradbury

    Why did the blonde tiptoe past the iPad? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablet!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001222883662 David Cannon

    Winnie the Pooh was arrested last night after being found in the possesion of a thousand stolen Lenovo Tablets! Upon further questioning Winnie admitted that due to his addiction to honey he was driven to commit the crime as he had heard a rumour that the Lenovo tablets run on Honeycomb 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=717250124 Carol P

    What does a geek do to relieve eyestrain?  Applies two ipads.

    I should win because I’m lovely ;)

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