Remember that porn bunker we told you about yesterday? The one set to keep the internet awash with smut even after the prophesied 2012 apocalypse? We’ve just been passed the blueprints for it. These guys are taking the end of the world very seriously indeed.

We’d already been told to expect a fully stocked bar and performance stages. What we didn’t expect were hydroponics, gun racks, or wall-mounted disaster monitor screens. Less surprising, we’ll admit, are the co-ed glass showers, rotating stage with “emergency pole access” and access to “private fertility chambers”.

Pink Visual, the adult studio behind the forward-thinking leering lair, hope to break ground soon, and complete underground construction by September 2012. Their grand plan is that “the bunker will be fully operational well before the end of the “Great Cycle” tracked by the Mayan Calendar Stone.”

Get a good look at the blueprints below. Just don’t ask us how you book yourself a room there…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ray-Morris/1189959483 Ray Morris

    This made me laugh because I know the Pink Visual people and we really
    ARE about to do this. We’re adding an underground nuclear bunker as
    another datacenter for the Clonebox hot spare server system, so
    companies like Pink Visual really CAN have their business that well
    protected.

    You just might see a follow up story with video of their hot spare servers being moved into our underground bunker.

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