The makers of the Steve Jobs action figure we saw a while back have added a new model to their product line-up: the Mark Zuckerberg figurine. Or as they like to call it “The Poking Inventor Action Figure”. Zuckerberg’s face is horribly recreated in this terrifyingly out of proportion doll, with a grotesque vaguely smirking face that we wouldn’t want to get within ten feet of. For more cringe-worthy images of the Mark ‘poking-inventor’ Zuckerberg, read on.
This Zuckerberg doll doesn’t just stand there. It has a crudely bent arm and wrist that looks slightly dislocated, or impossibly limp, so that you can choose whether he’s displaying a Poke sign or a Like sign. Write your own speech bubbles (the manufacturers have gone for “I’m CEO, bitch!” as well as “I invented POKING!”), and clip them onto a transparent bar that protrudes from pretend Mark Zuckerberg’s head. Gross.
Out now | $69 | MicGadget
What’s the worst thing about the Mark Zuckerberg action figure? The feet? The face? The dislocated wrist angle? Shout out in the comments!
[via NYTimes Bits]






