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To launch Kirby’s Epic Yarn Nintendo set up what sounded like an exciting event in one of the grimmest areas of London: Elephant and Castle. The press invite read: “For one day only Elephant and Castle will be decked out in a colourful array of knitting to bring the feel-good vibe of Kirby’s Epic Yarn and replace grey with colour.”

Sadly, that was completely misleading, and Kirby’s Epic Yarn was more like Kirby’s Epic Yawn, with little more than some oppressively ratty woolen toys on a drab concrete bench near a bus stop. This looked more like an NSPCC advert than an exciting novelty launch event. Read on for more photos and a video. It’s like watching a car crash: you can’t help but look.

If you’ve never been to Elephant and Castle before, then imagine that film Threads, where Sheffield gets hit by an atomic bomb. It’s a bit like that, after the bomb hits, only with a lot more traffic.

The idea was a good one, Nintendo just didn’t pull it off. Not even nearly. It seems Ninty managed to make Elephant and Castle look even more depressing than usual. An embarrassingly poor effort from a company as big as Nintendo, even if they did give some free copies of the game away.

Maybe the tactic is to convince you to buy Kirby’s Epic Yarn in order to escape the urban hell Nintendo has drawn your attention to? Shout out in the comments with what you think of Kirby’s Epic Yarn. Or Elephant and Castle. Or both.

  • bensillis

    No good can come from anyone hanging around in “parks” in inner London during the day…even Kirby.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matty-Gallantry/284101830 Matty Gallantry

      Unless you like uninvited gropings from older men.

  • zz_james

    I ? E&C

    • Ashley_the_hottiest

      I lived there! Metro Central Heights! Near Ministry! :)

      • Ashley_the_hottiest

        Omg they showed metro in the last few seconds of the video :( memories…

  • http://www.facebook.com/nic.naude Nic Naudé

    Holy fuck! Is that it????? How can that be?

  • StanRawley

    Sounds like a bunch of spoiled gaming journalists were let down.

    • James Holland

      And you'd love a trip there would you StanRawley? Have to say, if I'd spent hours making a game, especially a high profile Kirby title, I'd expect a little more effort to go into promoting it!

  • Ze

    It's not even a bus stop or a park. Its the centre of a big 4 lane roundabout which is barely used by pedestrians.

    E&C and MCH are pretty cool.

  • SamKieldsen

    Aha, my old stomping ground.

    Spent three years travelling to this place on a near-daily basis but have only been back once since 2000. I managed to avoid using the subway crossings that time so tell me, those of you who attended: does Elephant & Castle still have that special smell?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1531050704 Darren Smith

    I think that is an absolute disgrace. Especially when you consider the millions of pounds nintendo must have for their marketing budget. Me and my gran could have thrown that together for 20 quid!

    • Lunarjade

      Not to mention if they'd actually contacted some crafters or put out a call for it they probably could have easily gotten the entire area covered… I mean really a measly bench?
      There's so much more opportunity in that space.

  • LD

    That might be the dullest video I've ever seen.

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