We love iPhone apps but the iTunes App Store reviews? Not so much. So thank the Jobs for the new Tumblr site I Give You No Stars. The site reviews iTunes App Store reviews revealing their frequent dumb-headedness. Our favourite so far? The deconstruction of this Doodle Jump review: “Four stars – It’s a good game but I think they should add one of these: 1. Dinosaur Theme 2. Robot Theme 3. Pacasso [sic] Theme.”

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I Give You No Stars says: “It’s a good game but… (Mouth slowly opens as I re-read it) I’m sure they’ll get right onto it – especially the Picasso theme. I see no issues with that at all. I like that this combines my favourite things arbitrary suggestions for developers and the veiled promise that if they just add in that feature it’ll be 5 stars for sure.” See more maddening iPhone and iPad apps reviews over at I Give You No Stars.

Out now | £free | I Give You No Stars (Hat tip to @megpickard. See her site at Meg Pickard)

  • Bigtrev

    “Does what it says on the tin” is my pet hate when I read the reviews .

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