Justin Bieber is not a name you want to be lumbered with it. Like an ancient talisman drawing evil spirits, it will bring hordes or teenybopper fans running at you zombie like and desperate for the attention of their old-lady-haired idol. Pity poor Justin Bieber of Jacksonville, Florida, who found himself locked out of Facebook after the social network thought he was impersonating the little singing poodle. Apple even temporarily bounced him from Ping because of the famous Bieber. Read on for the Kafkaesque tale of being plagued by Bieberists…
This Justin Bieber is our hero of the day. With quiet dignity he faces the onslaught of the Biebernauts. Not only did sharing his name with the pop prannock get him kicked off Facebook (he still can’t get his account reinstated), his phone goes constantly with calls from the teen irritant’s fans. He changed the number so they called the new one. There is no escape from the Bieberism.
