We’ve been rifling through our memory cards after Steve Ballmer gave a speech to the London School of Economics this week, and came across this corking photo. What’s Ballmer thinking? Click the Read More button (or scroll down), drop your captions in the comments section below, and the best one will win an Electricpig mug!

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  • http://twitter.com/MalcolmOwen Malcolm Owen

    “…and if I lean like this I'm just as suave as that Old Spice guy. Need a horse…”

  • James Holland

    Oh hello, Electricpig… didn't see you there. Come on in. Would you like some wine? I appear to be running low…

  • Donna

    All they see is my confidence…Depends®

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549824371 Mick Bond

    think i got away with a silent but deadly fart there !!!

  • SamJ

    At least windows 7 phones could be marketed as anal vibrators, I feel sooooo good…..

  • Stevemcp2002

    My God, I really do look like Jim Robinson from Neighbours

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Geoff-Hirst/100000846826909 Geoff Hirst

    I'm glad that Eric Smidt guy was busy….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Helen-Doherty/100000377351425 Helen Doherty

    they can't seriously expect me to believe George Michel is Gay!!?? Nooooo way!!, wait till I tell everyone!!!xx

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=688975606 Kris Rushton

    Steve Ballmer has encountered a fatal error,

    it seems to have been caused by the following :

    POMPOUS_OVERPAID_FOOL.dll

    Please ensure all hardware i correctly installed and try again.

    • bensillis

      +1

  • NA

    If I just look blankly at them perhaps they'll go away… I wonder what to have for dinner tonight. Mmm chicken.

    • bensillis

      Wait…..what happened to my maroon jumper?

  • http://twitter.com/damnsmalldan dan hayes

    “Oh no! My computer just got a virus! I know: I'l boot into Linux and use some WINE” :D

  • http://rik.garner.myopenid.com/ Rik Garner

    This Vince Cable guy everyone keeps mistaking me for must be some kind of saint.

  • Jane-saunders

    keep calm, not a problem, just and roll and flick no one has seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Bell/100000142427350 Chris Bell

    my god i wish i had a new career

  • ulley

    “Yes,I definitely think,this new Invisible Toupee makes me look more handsome.”

  • Ruds

    If I look confidently at the public hopefully they won't notice I've got my fingers trapped in my left hand.

  • Tonyrobinson

    Oops. My speech was for the Linux Software Executive. Hope nobody noticed.

  • KevinHoney

    Windows 8 is going to be better than Windows 7…. And they believed me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1403381613 Patricia Lyndsey

    I could go a big Mac.

  • Bobandlindahamilton

    Thank God everyone's forgotten about Vista … I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

  • TonyEdwards

    I LOVE THIS CHAIR.

  • Nicky151

    will they notice if i quickly scratch it before I pass out.

  • kirsty smith

    ” Uh Oh, why didn't I wash my hands after using that super glue?!”

  • Soggykipper

    'I'm wearing my wifes knickers'.

  • Dianne Davidson

    “oh oh hope no one spots the prostitute under the table “

  • Geraldine Kekati

    This little piggy wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!

  • shona

    My tortoise impression gets them every time

  • brian horton

    its the hair right chicks love the hair

  • alexandra ball

    what? thought you said the bill was on you!

  • Mary Joyce Green

    These guys have no idea I have just purchased shares in Linux. I have to be ahead, infront and inside the competition these days. Be close to your friends but even closer to your enemies !.

    • Jenniferlucyallan

      Good one!

  • Wonkypops

    “Would you like to see my tattoo of the Hindenburg?”

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