UPDATE: As expected, after a few hours of fervent bliss, Apple closed the whole thing down. Farewell, Girls.
Gentlemen, a momentous step has been taken in iPhone land. The aptly named Hottest Girls App has thrust naked ladies into the iTunes Store for the first time ever. If there’s one glaring fault in the Apple iPhone, it’s the rigid stance it holds against adult content. At times, Apple has even furiously ejected Apps from iTunes on the basis of the smut that just might be accessible. Looks like things have changed.
Actually, what Hottest Girls has (have?) done is sneak its bevy of topless beauties into your sweating palms through the backdoor. The Hottest Girls App has been given aN eye-watering injection of updates that sees completely nekkid chicks join the comparatively well covered ones that first filled the ranks.
Now there’s some 2,200 of the artistically poised vixens, including “Beautiful Girls in Lingerie”, “Sexy Asian Girls”, “Hot Girls in Bikinis”, “Auto Show Ladies with Short Skirts” and, most bizarrely, “Young Racing Queens”. Clearly something’s getting lost in translation there.
We’re going to give this approximately two and a half minutes before the App Store approval oppressors come and shoot angry disapproval sauce all over the Hottest Girls App, but in the meantime your 30 second fistful of pleasure costs £1.19.
Out Now | £1.19 | Apple (via Macenstein)
