Apple does not like big butts. It cannot lie. You other developers can’t deny. Whan an app walks in with an itty-bitty feature set and a.. ok, that’s probably enough of that.
Wobble is an iPhone app that lets you apply ‘jiggling’ animations to pictures. This has literally some innocent uses, but in the main is used to make pictures of ladies look as though parts of them are, well, wobbling.
Apple initially refused to allow the app anywhere near the US App Store. Recently, however, the app found its way on to the Japanese App Store and – perhaps predictably – started selling like hot cakes, notching up 20,000 downloads in just over a week.
Sensing a possible taste, Apple had a bit of a rethink and decided that it could now allow the App to be sold, on the proviso that the developers remove any references to ‘Boobs’, ‘Booty’ or similar anatomical euphemisms from the App Store description.
The developers cried censorship, but it seems that Apple’s word is final. The text now reads
Wobble is the only application that can make ANY body part on people in your photos wobble like jelly.
You can make two(censored) and (censored) jiggle and bounce like real when you shake your phone.
Which if anything makes it sound even ruder. ANY body part? Gosh.
Available now | $0.99 | App Store (via TechCrunch)
GREATEST rap EVER LOL