Worried about having the insides of your head cooked like an egg in a microwave? No?

Oh. Well, Belgian non-prescription health products company Omega Pharma say that they have a solution for you anyway.

The E-Waves Phone Chip is designed to prevent you from sustaining damage from the radiation emitted by your mobile phone.

Omega Pharma say that the chip offsets the electromagnetic radiation from the phone - reducing headaches and other symptoms - and neutralizes the heating effect associated with holding a phone up to your head.

Cynics might say that this is a load of pseudoscientific nonsense that only an idiot would believe, but that’s because they haven’t heard the official explanation of the theory behind the chip’s operation. From the Omega Pharma site -  “the E-Waves Phone Chip beams a quantum physical information wave that is in counter-phase with the harmful components of the electromagnetic waves.”

You see? Now who is the idiot, eh?

As you can see in the picture, the Flemish actress Martine Jonckheere is an enthusiastic advocate of the E-Waves chip, having participated in a test that did not result in her brain melting, despite some anecdotal evidence that her judgement may have been impaired.

10 December (in Belgium) | 38.95 euros | Omega Pharma via Reuters