Bleaugh! That Monday mid-day feeling is upon us again, but never fear, we’ve got all the morning’s must-read news in one place, and prime for your viewing pleasure!

For a start, there’s cause to get excited today. Nokia World kicks off tomorrow, and the Big N is teasing us over a huge unveiling. What will it be? Give us your thoughts in our question of the day.

Not a Nokia fan? How about Apple? It seems if you are, you’re on your own. At least if the residents of Springfield are anything to go by. The latest episode of The Simpsons has taken aim squarely at Jobs and Co, with almost five minutes of mud-slinging. Check it out quick, before the videos are pulled from YouTube!

There’s news for gamers too. GTA 4’s bonus content could soon be available in store… although you’ll still need to download it through Xbox Live. Confused? Yes, we were too, but if a listing on Gamestop’s website is anything to go by there’ll be a boxed version in store, containing, wait for it… a download coupon. Pointless, we know, but you’ll also get a special “two-sided poster.”

Daft. Isn’t it? Still, for more exciting tech news get your eyes back to the homepage!