Alcatel Lilac and green handsetThose with a delicate constitution might want to look away as we reveal ALCATEL’s first ever ‘completely bespoke’ handset for Woolies – the unbelievably vile lilac and green OTS319.

Available for an ‘astonishing’ £19.99 with a pay as you go contact on Virgin Mobile, we’re utterly flabbergasted by just how offensive this handset is, and even more amazed that these colours have been based on actual ‘consumer demands.’

Since when did the under fives need a clamshell handset with seven hours of talktime, and a hefty 16 days’ standby life?

OK so we admit it’s a bargain price and has all the basic phone/sms functions covered, but who, apart from tots and trance-heads are going to part with cash for it?

Ugliest phone of the year? Let us know what you think in the comments section below.

£19.99 | ALCATEL

  • mediamonkey

    OMG! It’s truly disgusting! Only Alcatel model their phone around a sepository.

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