Ever wanted to dress up like Marcus Fenix, hide behind your front garden wall and growl manly obscenities at passers by? Well, today’s your lucky day: a full-size replica of Gears of War’s Lancer assault rifle is now available for pre-order on Amazon!

The Lancer is famed for its chainsaw bayonet, so when not being brandished menacingly you can always use it for a spot of tree surgery (not really - of course, it doesn’t actually work). The gun is apparently exclusive to the US Amazon store, and buyers get a copy of Gears of War 2 for Xbox 360 thrown in. Lock and load, you maggots (etc. etc.)!

Out 7th November | $139.99 (£67)
Amazon (via Kotaku)