Haven’t managed to get your hands on an iPhone 3G? Still struggling to activate it? Take heart in these light-hearted parodies of Apple’s latest launch.
10. The internet, but not so flashy
There’s a reason the adverts big up the iPhone’s YouTube abilities: it’s the only video site that’ll work on the fruity blower. OK that’s an exaggeration, after all you can tap into iPlayer too, but why is there still no flash support?
9. Penny pincher
Ok so the iPhone 3G is a lot cheaper now than the first version was, but its most popular price plans still cost the same as gym membership. Phone, or flab? Hmmm…
8. Ultra (slow) fast wireless data network
The Internet in your pocket, just like on your desktop computer. Oh, wait, it’s still a bit sluggish…
7. Smudge proof?
Greasy fingers are an iPhone’s worst enemy…
6. iPhone users get…
Always leave the bar empty handed? The sight of you pulling out your iPhone to catch a lonely cab home will have the ladies jumping in that ride home with you, apparently.
5. iPhone: perfect for those with ADD
Apple knows what its customers want, and that they have ridiculously short attention spans. That’s the reason for putting YouTube in there, right?
4. Another, erm, reason to get the iPhone
The iPhone’s been labeled as the most “porn-friendly” phone on the market. Those queues to get one were pretty big weren’t they?
3. iPhone 3G suffers inferiority complex
Poor old iPhone 3G, you already have an inferiority complex. But why? With your in-built flash, improved camera and video taking capabilities…Oh.
2. Will it blend? – iPhone 3G
Apple would have you believe three Gs would make the iPhone impervious to anything. That is apart from being turned into an Apple smoothie…we can’t look!
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1. It’s not all anti-Apple: What would a Microsoft iPhone 3G be like?
What if Microsoft made the iPhone…








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