Haven’t managed to get your hands on an iPhone 3G? Still struggling to activate it? Take heart in these light-hearted parodies of Apple’s latest launch.
10. The internet, but not so flashy
There’s a reason the adverts big up the iPhone’s YouTube abilities: it’s the only video site that’ll work on the fruity blower. OK that’s an exaggeration, after all you can tap into iPlayer too, but why is there still no flash support?
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9. Penny pincher
Ok so the iPhone 3G is a lot cheaper now than the first version was, but its most popular price plans still cost the same as gym membership. Phone, or flab? Hmmm…
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8. Ultra (slow) fast wireless data network
The Internet in your pocket, just like on your desktop computer. Oh, wait, it’s still a bit sluggish…
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7. Smudge proof?
Greasy fingers are an iPhone’s worst enemy…
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6. iPhone users get…
Always leave the bar empty handed? The sight of you pulling out your iPhone to catch a lonely cab home will have the ladies jumping in that ride home with you, apparently.
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5. iPhone: perfect for those with ADD
Apple knows what its customers want, and that they have ridiculously short attention spans. That’s the reason for putting YouTube in there, right?
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4. Another, erm, reason to get the iPhone
The iPhone’s been labeled as the most “porn-friendly” phone on the market. Those queues to get one were pretty big weren’t they?
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3. iPhone 3G suffers inferiority complex
Poor old iPhone 3G, you already have an inferiority complex. But why? With your in-built flash, improved camera and video taking capabilities…Oh.
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2. Will it blend? – iPhone 3G
Apple would have you believe three Gs would make the iPhone impervious to anything. That is apart from being turned into an Apple smoothie…we can’t look!
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1. It’s not all anti-Apple: What would a Microsoft iPhone 3G be like?
What if Microsoft made the iPhone…
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