Forget your boring old landline phone, this bottle-shaped blower is the ultimate testament to your dedication to the demon drink.
It’s an official Budweiser product, clad in all the correct livery, and with a push-button keypad on the bottom.
Plug it into your wall, and you’ll instantly have a hotline to the local off licence. When you’re done ordering another slab of cold ones, just slap it down on the table to hang up. But remember, all seasoned drinkers know to never, ever drink and dial.
Out now | £6 | On sale here (via TechDigest)
