Five of the guiltiest gadgets going

Getting away with things you probably shouldn’t is one of the finest pleasures known to man, and there’re plenty of gadgets to help.

Whether it’s drinking when you shouldn’t be, dodging the smoking ban, taking control of your subconscious or simply indulging in some of the naughtiest technology around, we’ve got you covered.

Check out our top picks, vote on your favourite, and let us know any we’ve missed!

Super Smoker
The smoking ban has been in effect for a year, but if you still haven’t kicked the habit, there’s no need to shuffle outside with the rest of the puffers. Grab the Super Smoker and get a nicotine hit indoors without breaking the law. Its fag-flavoured vapour even looks like real smoke, but lacks all the harmful chemicals and tar found in regular cancer sticks.
Out now | £79 | SuperSmoker

BeerBelly
Dodge expensive bars at sports and music events with the BeerBelly. It’s a massive drinks container to be worn underneath your (severely stretched) clothes. Fill it with booze, and drink surreptitiously through a straw. It’s a sure-fire hit with cheapskates, and means no more missing concerts to queue at an under-staffed bar!
Out now | £20 | Firebox

WineRack
It might not have the gargantuan capacity of a BeerBelly, but the WineRack offers undercover drinking for ladies, while simultaneously boosting their cleavage! tucked inside this special chest-scafold are watertight containers large enough to hold a whole bottle of wine, as well as upping ladies’ bra size by two cup-sizes!
Out now | £20 | Firebox

iBuzzTwo
This music-activated sex toy goes all the way up to 11. It’s also the worlds’ first to be designed specifically for couples to enjoy together. OK, so you might want to keep its purchase quiet, but when you get it home and crank up the iPod, you’ll be half way up the stairway to heaven in no time.
Out now | £20 | iBuzzTwo

NovaDreamer
There’s nothing guiltier than enjoying a fantasy or two, and the NovaDreamer lets you do exactly that. It’s a simple eye mask that monitors your sleep paterns and flashes subtle lights through your eyelids as you snooze. The effect is to wake you up just enough that your mind becomes alert while your body’s still comatose. This state’s known as Lucid dreaming, and means you can actively control what goes on in your blissful slumber. Fancy fighting a dragon? You’ll be able to do it. Something kinkier on your mind? You only have to think it to make it happen.
TBC | £TBC | NovaDreamer